If I needed a job done yesterday, do you have access to a time portal to get it done for me?

Unfortunately, my Delorean DMC-12 Time Machine keeps misfiring – I keep telling the boys she needs premium dude! But I’m a dedicated guy and I love what I do for a living and I’m happy to stay back and get your work done after hours. The only thing is, after hours means pizza deliveries, Starbucks coffee and the finest Belgium chocolate* to keep me awake, so I’d need a little bit of extra coin to satisfy my expensive tastes. But if you don’t mind a little increase in the standard rates to push your project forward, let’s dance. *Made by Belgium virgins on the full moon.